I think horse shit smells the best of all shits.
i watch way too much csi for them to even pretend to be my friend.
Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
you lied. pity sex is amazing.
I just noticed that when I sneeze...my nipples get hard.
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
I was standing when I hit it. I barely made it to the couch before the walls started turning into people.
Lesson learnt. Sex toy cleaning spray is not an acceptable substitute to clean your glasses with.
I'm actually kinda upset that we didn't consider velcro-ing detachable capes to our clothes before this moment.
Can someone please remind me later tonight that there's a taco in my purse. I may get drunk and forget I put it there
if he ever tells me he loves me when we are sober, i am a goner. just fyi.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
I thought my holiday spirit was gone this year until I got banged to Christmas music. It's back.
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
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