My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
I was thinking about baking his mom "sorry you found out i was sleeping with your son" cupcakes
Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
fuck. I just remembered I agreed to let you finger me last night for solely for "scientific purposes"
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
Dude. He almost took three different girls home, all while dressed up as Amy Winehouse. If he goes as Kurt Cobain next weekend, we're screwed.
Oh my god, are you sexting me while watching the Democratic debate.
100%
Now I'll never know if it was me that got you worked up, or Bernie Sanders' social policies.
You kept calling yourself a spider monkey... Then ran to the bathroom to "prepare for the main event"
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
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