i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
Just saw the true definition of the muffin top and camel toe all on one person at the DC zoo... Tried to take a pic but she got away..
I should just tell him this. He doesn't need to be all nice and ask me on dates and to do gay stuff like hangout during the day. I'll still sleep with him regardless.
I vaguely remember taking a shit behind the shed before I started puking over the fence. No more Xanax.
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
Fun fact of the day: Our cat does not like rum.
He was having a "party in the princess castle." At what point do I blindfold him and take him to AA?
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
I swear going to your house is like going to a strip club, no matter what happens I get glitter on me.
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
I don't think it's a coincidence that the day I just happen to do the splits at the gym I come back with 7 guys' phone numbers.
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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