Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
He insisted that I looked like Kiefer Sutherland, told me he didn't know what to do about it, then hugged me awkwardly.
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
it wasn't sex so much as.....a disastrously uncomfortable sexual experience
What do you need? A swimsuit and a liver of steel? What else?
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
I have got to stop taking so many uppers and downers simultaneously. My life is a Dali painting.
I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
So I'm dropping a fat deuce at work, and the lock on the stall door slips and the door slides open, when suddenly someone comes in. Now I have two options, I can either get up quickly and try to shut the door quickly (not easy to do with one hand) or I can just sit there and play it off like it's no big deal and I always dump at work with the door open. I chose option two, and it was as awkward as it sounds.
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
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