hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
Anywhere you can eat green eggs and ham, you can have sex.
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
I was going through my mom's high school yearbook...almost half the people who signed it referred to her as "Karen Smokejoints", "Confused Karen", or drew a picture of a joint. I have never felt more like her daughter.
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
looking back it was a good thing we were too wasted to fire up the chainsaw
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
I am gathering blankets and bags of horse grain to pad my truck bed so I have a comfy place to crash when I get home, without the inconvenience of stairs. Or doors. Or walking. But with the refreshing scent of molasses.
Did i tell you that he's legal and i got his number? Because he's legal and i got his number. THIS BITCH AIN'T GOING TO JAIL YET
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
I drank, I fought, I made my ancestors proud.
And then someone hit me with a pool cue
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
we didn't even throw knives this time! it was just the carrot peeler
Let's just grow old together and be the crazy ladies that sit on the park bench, drinking booze from flasks and loudly talk about people who walk by.
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