Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
She left me a voicemail too. It's just her moaning her name repeatedly
The Wii Fit is already telling me I'm an alcoholic.
did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
You know your high, when your chugging applesauce out of the jar with no utensils.
It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks
Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
dad is drunk and texting us pictures of bread
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
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