I swear to god I'm with a high end prostitute right now and shes the most interesting person I've ever met. She just took me in to share an evening.
And as an added bonus she seems to have gotten a blood stain out of my favorite t-shirt
how drunk are you?
What does that even mean anymore?
Somehow last night, my dad got me so drunk that I ended up throwing up on the couch, turning the cushions over to hide it, and going to sleep on them.
Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
Are we still banned from the library?
Like if a baby's bottom had nipples, that's how my boobs feel
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
This has to be the weirdest conversation I've ever had sober and in the middle of the day before.
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
I may have dislocated my hip getting fucked on the bathroom counter
Setting myself up for trouble? Yes. But getting laid is a lot more important at this time.
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