Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
Come scavenge bits of tuna out of my chest hair
I just peeled a layer of cum off my eyelid. Don't even tell me that's not why you came over
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
We would have taken you home with us, but you were outside the bar measuring a randoms stream of piss by walking along side it... you said you were only at 32 feet and it still had a couple of grooves to hit.
That's not a good night. A good night is waking up with no skirt, no money, and the imprint of the edge of the bar on your forehead.
Wanna skype?
Can your lips gently and pleasantly suck on my balls via skype? If not, then no.
Debating whether the Plan B I had this morning would go under breakfast or lunch in my food log.
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
BRING THE BAGELS
Remember when I puked into a mesh garbage can in the middle of a meeting and told the clients it was "morning sickness"?
hahah yep
Well the are flying back here, it's been like 10 months, should I frame fake baby pics in my office?? Or too much?
But seriously like how many girls do you know that will do that on the first date?
One?
ONE! And it was was glorious!
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