are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
Just shot my load on a stink bug. Thought you should know.
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
His apology was sex and a subway sandwich. Strangely, I'm okay with that.
Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...
I think she finds the idea of a naked fat man lying on the table and holding our butter offensive
Well I mean he is in a slightly seductive pose
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
If I don't have tequila in my hand soon, I'm going to have to violate human rights laws
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
Well shit I mean if you get a bunch of cashed up drunk lesbians together in a casino, it's bound to go south at some point
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
Im about to get an ultrasound of my balls. I hate waiting. Its the worst.
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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