garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
I'm like 99% sure I made out with Kevin Spacey last night. Not good.
After I threw him out he walked down the street peeing in stride. I almost wanted to let him back in.
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
You need to get over here. I think the drunks are about to sacrifice a chicken to the beer gods. Or a freshman. Stay tuned.
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
Things were going really well until his cousin showed up. She told him I look kind of like his mom, which started a ten-minute debate on my and his mother's specific features, and ultimately, who is prettier. Guess who my date picked.
Tomorrow is my bachelor party. If I die tomorrow, please know I graded you a "check" as a sister. "Check-minus" when you got mouthy.
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
i'm pretty sure my brother is still drunk from last night. he's telling my parents that humans are at the top of the food chain for a reason and listing off all the exotic animals he would eat
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
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