people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
He got about halfway through singing "Drift Away" before he passed out and broke my coffee table.
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
I like to feed my guinea pigs before I get stoned. In case they get contact high and get the munchies. It's only polite.
I know you're on a date and I should leave you alone but about twenty minutes ago I realized I haven't been spanked in years so if you're still looking for a birthday present, you know, consider it.
So when he asked me to go on a date tonight, I didn't think the words "have you tried a suppository" would be part of the evening.
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
After 3 parties, all of them busted, and 4 field sobriety tests, I AM the cop whisperer
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