this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
You were pissed we didn't change the movie to Eurotrip so you kept singing "Scotty Doesn't Know" over and over until you passed out.
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
I mean, once you get beat with a dildo you can't look at someone the same
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
Just tell your wife to stay in the car because you are self conscious about drinking infront of her. Now you have a DD AND we can still have a good time.
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
Masturbating during the Olympics and cumming during the national anthem really is everything it's cracked up to be. Just thought you should know.
Now, one of you come feed me, the other read me my physics book...I'm too hungover for this shit...
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
I don't care if he's the coolest coworker, if he's living in his mom's basement at 30 you should not buy drugs from him
We're playing drunken roulette. We're taking exlax followed by shots. First person to shit themselves loses!
Randomize
