too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
How fortunate humanity is that it need not rely on the female orgasm for procreation
What's the protocol on showing a video of me sucking the life out of my ex in order to prove beyond a doubt that I give great head???
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
You left something at the house but since I'm back home now so I can just mail it over. Address?
I didn't realize you could put dignity in a box these days.
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
Up until today, I never would have thought I'd have to tell someone not to color on the cat
you know that australian accents are like the bat signal to my vagina
There are horrible decisions in life and then there are tequila flavored moonshine decisions
I accidentally left my shirt at my booty calls house. He washed it & hung it up for me in his closet. I can't decide if that's sweet or creepy
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
I’ve chosen to watch a Mercedes station wagon drive around the Austrian in the rain because it’s live sports. If that doesn’t explain 2020, I don’t know what does.
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