Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
I cant believe you went over there and fucked her last night after everything you said
she invited me over to play the wii, it's not like i intended to
You KNEW her power was out...
There's nothing more uncomfortable than drifting into sexual fantasies on a roadtrip and realizing you have a boner with three other dudes in the car.
no you cant smoke seaweed
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
I've been called an asshole for a lot of things in my life, but I never thought it would be because of potatoes
How do I tell my hairdresser I want a hair style I saw in a porn video?
Just saw my ex AGAIN. The constellation of gays must be at some sort of weird point with Mercury.
I'm currently trying to figure out a way to fill the bathtub up with mashed potatoes so when he comes over he'll know what's about to hit him..
He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
You added his wife on Facebook?! You're horrible at this mistress thing
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
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