just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
i only shaved half my leg
on purpose
he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
I just found three unopened cans of PBR behind our futon that I think I was saving for winter.
Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
I was high last night eating a fudge bar and making eggs with toast and corned beef hash for a 2 am snack and my dad asked what I was and the only reply I could think of was "I'm an adult."
someone snapchatted me a porn of two guys dressed up as pterodactyls double teaming a girl
You're not talking any sense into me. You're cheering me on to disaster.
... is that not half the reason I'm your best friend in the first place?
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
idk i was trying to watch Fuller House and you got up out of a dead sleep, just in your boxers, said "no more Dave Coulier" and walked out to the living room and unplugged the router
Dude, I'm telling you, date younger. He brought pizza, made me squirt twice, and then left to immediately go to brunch with his mom.
The only thing I want for my birthday is a divorce from you.
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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