hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
When you wake up, I have rum and am in town
He just did a 33 second keg stand with a fractured leg, busted chin and chipped teeth from running into a parked car after winning a race.
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
it was like getting a handjob from robocop
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
all of the sudden, the other guy at the bar who was celebrating his birthday got a super inspired look on his face and then screamed at me ''our parents fucked on the same day!''
Only I can have a panic attack in the back seat of a cop car and have them move me to the front seat.
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
Also I have uncooked pasta. I was hoping that could get cooked at your place. Don't ask about the circumstances that I came into ownership of uncooked pasta
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
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