dude we were spooning naked in bed with her ass in my crotch. she sharted in her sleep all over my dick.
Just found a copy of intimate toy times in my mom's trash can...
She just sent me a picture of a heart. I need to stop fucking freshman...
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
He had a 99.9% chance of getting laid...until he started cutting down the frat's volleyball nets with his pocket knife.
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
Shaving my legs with an ankle monitor on is surprisingly more difficult than the drunk driving that got me here
My greatest achievement in life thus far is being the go to friend when you have questions about butt plugs.
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
your mom was just petting me...I am strangely comfortable with it
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
Randomize
