How come twittering sounds sexual?
Because of Bambi.
just took batteries out of my vibrator to play wii guitar hero. think i am gonna regret that move later tonight.
Ask if he wants his tooth back. It's in the freezer. In the box of hotpockets.
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
Is it too early to start a donation jar for my 4th of july hospital bills?
I'm taking a leave of absence and sending myself to fat camp. I'll let you know when I'm out.
Boss out of town. Had 2 beers for lunch, a long walk and a bowl...and then in he comes. Blamed obvious intoxication on my pain meds. Back at the bar. This is one of those bad judgement days.
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
I'm a complete klutz, especially when I get excited. I pee a lot too. I'm like a puppy except I don't pee in the floor.
Because it's not worth it. And there is no nice way of saying "sorry, you're not good enough at sex for me to drive 45 mins"
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
He sent me a meme at 3am. Usually guys just send me booty calls that late. I think I'm in love
It started getting weird when you decided to scold my vagina.
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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