What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
I didn't have a rubber, but my dick had a date with a clorox wipe after we finished. I think I'm in the clear.
so it turns out, not only do the doormen judge the girls I bring home, but they rate them.
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
Russian roulette. Between salvia and weed. You in?
FUCK YOU MAN
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
Just had a customer call his drug dealer in front of me but act like it was normal call.
You invited these random guys into your apartment that you met in the hallway...& then you started screaming at them to get out cause you didn't know who they were.
He went down on me for like 30 min and honestly half the time I thought about those videos where people can smash watermelons with their legs and I just wanted to do that to his skull
I'm tired of you and your emotional constipation. WHY DO YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES WHEN WE MAKE LOVE!?
Randomize