youve choked your chicken with your arm asleep and acted like it was some1 else right?
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
We are the drunkest people in Toys R' Us right now
True life. I have to get a nose job due to a deviated septum from blowing coke. Thank you college.
how are things with the new girl?
good, we have nothing in common but she likes being choked
Sometimes I think I'm witty and funny, and then I realize it 3pm and I'm drunk
I've already dropped her on the ground of a crowded bar dancing , been incoherent drunk to the point i couldn't speak and came within 2 seconds all on separate evenings so at this point she should know what I'm about
I just had to pick up my "let's drink and make bad choices" hat, my banana suit and beer pong table from work. Until just then I couldn't figure out why I got fired.
wtf I can't believe that bar tender told on me to my mom
My Easter dress smells like alcohol, men, and bad decisions
So the girl I met at the bar last night came home with me. Played with my puppy. And left.
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
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