its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
the fundamentals of my vasectemy are strong
You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
Do something fun then. Blow up the house or whatever.
How have you survived this long?
Dumb luck and a deal with the devil.
hey give me heads up if you're feeling vulnerable tomorrow night
So fucking hammered. Is this all spelled right? I'm holding it up to my eye. I am on a boulder. I feel like an owl
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
I just got CPR certified, don't make me need these skills so soon
it was an ACCIDENT
it was a DICK
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
I don't know what the hell I'm going to do with myself when this is all over. I'll probably just go back to smoking pot and trying to learn italian.
Randomize
