She said her name was "party"
so... my grandma just told me i should be a stripper
well at least shes not calling you fat anymore
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
that's like... drinking popov and saying its the worlds best vodka. you gotta try some others first. THERE SHOULD BE A MISS AMERICA PAGEANT. but like, mr penis. and they can do tricks and make unintelligent remarks and wear sparkly condoms.
Excellent idea. Nothing says "congrats for resurrecting yourself, Jesus" like Greygoose at noon!
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
You know you had a good night when you wake up cuddling a baseball bat and a can of chicken noodle soup.
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
I swear to god he thought my ass was a bag of wine last night.
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