your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
Just used a champagne bottle to outline a trigonometric circle for math 104.. should i give up on life now or later?
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
I feel like a great embryo-shaped weight has been lifted off my shoulders.
this morning i checked my reflection in the toilet as i was throwing up to make sure i still had my pearl earrings on
I'm gonna need you to NOT let me play duck duck goose with three racoons in the middle of the street next time.
Can we please stop calling your vagina the cave of wonders?
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
My boss asked me to pass over one of my business cards and instead I had condoms fall out of my wallet, how’s your day going??
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
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