Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
Last night I fell down in the street (I think in someone's vomit), cut my knee up, lost my moms necklace and my license, and had to walk back to the hotel.
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
Dude. He put me on a rewards point system for his dick. I have to do him favors now to build up to winning sex. This is shit.
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
They flooded the bathroom and their version of cleaning it up was to throw our couch cushions on it. That's when I decided to chug tequila and go drunk bowling. So hitting the kid with my ball is really their fault.
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
Let's stay in this weekend and play drinking games to the Winter Olympics.
As long as we can drink anytime we see a stray dog, mafia looking Russian or double toilet.
IM AT A ROOFTOP FUNDRAISER LOOKING OVER THE WHITE HOUSE I WILL NOT RUIN MYSELF
I have never in my life been turned down for sex until this weekend.
Welcome to my everyday.
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