Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
youve choked your chicken with your arm asleep and acted like it was some1 else right?
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
Hey Im running from the cops. hiding in a bush. when you're approaching the intersection honk the horn twice and I will come out.
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
Unless you've also woken up wearing a poncho and a ring pop, I suggest you don't judge me. Okay, I even judged myself for that.
We were high as shit. We argued for like ten minutes about going to Dunkin Donuts and then just ended up rolling down hills. Thanks for the weed.
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
It's always nice when a total stranger hates your ex just as much as you think they should.
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
I have just been informed that my company has ray guns. I WORK FOR ACTUAL BOND VILLAINS. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
You've changed since you got that strap on
So, I just ordered a breathalyzer for this weekend. I figured if I'm getting shitfaced, I should at least be scientific about it.
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
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