Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
Apparently I farted on her in my sleep. Then, just to be sure she was cool, I did it again on purpose and she didnt say anything. So, WIN?
dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
then you asked me to turn your jeans into "jorts" just long enough to cover your ballsack
Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
Mike found the condom wrapper on the washing machine and looked at me and said "Magnum? NICE girl. Get that nut!" then proceeded to puke in a cup
Today's been pretty great, I went and bought the new Batman for the sole purpose of masturbating to Bane
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
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