Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
i spent 45 minuets spilling my heart out to him telling him i was in love with this other guy sorry. when i was done he asked me to give him a blow job. i did. i have commitment problems
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
This hurricane was the perfect excuse to buy 2 pounds of animal crackers and a case of beer. It's on Sandy.
There are two guys dressed like Spartans from 300 at this bar and they're making out and I needed you to know this
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.
I just ate apple sauce in my underwear. This isn't 30. This is 3.
my alarm on my phone broke at the bar sooo i had to sleep with someone so i'd wake up on time for work.
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