I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
If I had a nickel for every time my parents threatened to stop paying tuition I would be a very rich man. Rich enough to pay my own tuition.
I'm going to look like a jackass in the Mexican newspaper tomorrow.
Took me 12 hours to be sober again. Shitshow mission accomplished
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
When I took off my jeans he became more excited about my Elmo underwear than sex but to be fair, who can blame him. They're awesome undies.
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
Phil and I agree that the level of sand in your vagina rivals that of many of the earth's largest deserts
Man, I'm never going tanning again he noticed the burns on my ass
Randomize
