Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
I just got a drinking merit badge from a slutty girl scout
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
No, I didn't like him that much. But I took one for the team. And by the team I mean me and my vagina.
Also, no joke, I think that raccoon hair is still in my eye from last night.
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
I couldn't read the menu. I ordered the first thing I was able to read. Don't think I ate anything. Left $20 on the table.
I'm trying to get weird tonight. Like I want to see bitches crawling on all fours drinking milk from bowls and shit by 5 am. You down?
We fucked while The Odyssey played in the background. Homer would be proud.
We took three cabs to get home, the first one dropped us off a block away, so we went back to the hotel and tried again
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
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