Let's just say there is a bloody hand print above my bed and it's not mine. Literally.
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
Ed hardy makes air fresheners now. Now even the air can be a douchebag.
can u get pink eye on your cock?
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
Time flies when you're blacked out in a lake
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
Decided in my tanked state last night purchase 2 weeks worth of xanax, so I can guess my way thru this week and finals. Soberly, I decided it would be a great way to test my knowledge of finance.
I'm just waiting til he drunkenly pisses in his new man's car the way he always whipped it out and went Bellagio in mine.
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
that's what I'm here for. I'm literally just bad advice mixed with motivational sentences.
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
I woke up with my shoes on but pants in the fish tank
Like he legitimately was standing straight up, feet on the roof, not holding on to a moving car.
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