There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
I'm voting my liver organ of the month. The award ceremony is next weekend.
you're my knight in shining pee-resistant armor
why are our drunk alter egos so much more successful than us?
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
I saved him in my phone as "Well-Hung Burrito Savior." I love Taco Tuesday.
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
We need to leave a grand offering for the god of free booze and salvia.
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
Idk why more people don't drink at work ... i mean, yeah, the cash might be off tonight, but my customer service is fucking phenomenal right now
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
Only good thing about the 50 Shades is that it is now completely OK to call a credit card co to dispute the charge for nipple clamps that didnt arrive.
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