; Think of how many worthless people would b non existant if there was no liquor so their parents never hooked up
Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
First rule of pills: If you can't remember what it is, take half.
don't tell her this, but while we were doing it doggy style I picked up my phone and changed my status to "who let the dogs out"
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
Road construction signs are deceptively heavy
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
Reading an example in the GRE study book referencing Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles while wearing TMNT pajamas. *airfist*
omg please tell me you're eating pizza right now too.
Just saw the mall santa roll by on a rascal scooter holding a chic-fil-a milkshake and stop to chat up trio of cute 20-somethings. New hero.
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
Thank you, my gorgeous heroine, for being such a total life-saver by giving me rides, forcing me to eat, providing porous absorbant surfaces to bleed on, and everything else you do <3
A drag queen just ate a dollar out of my ass. I don't know which one of us has hit rock bottom
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
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