he put a lighter in my cleavage and said "you're like another pocket!"
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
He passed out on the floor and you kept hitting him in the dick and screaming "hammer of justice".
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
you almost dropped the shot glass then you thought you were such a hard ass for catching it that you slammed it on the table and broke it
there's chocolate cake in my bathtub.. I don't even want to know how the hell chocolate cake wound up in my tub..
When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
Yeah I'm at work. Nothing like the threat of blowing chunks on passing cars to make you feel alive.
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
PLEASE LET MY BIRD FUCK YOUR BIRD
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
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