Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
She threw up a whole curly fry. A. WHOLE. CURLY. FRY.
he just tried to convince me that tylenol is a gateway drug
I tried carrying you from the bathroom to your bed and you begged me to bring the toilet too
Give him a trash can and a welcome home balloon, he will be good.
As I fucked him you stood outside my door screaming, "I'M NOT JUDGING YOU!" over and over.
I was judging you.
I forgot to tell you, the medics put you in a wheel chair. ( I kept telling you to cat daddy) oh you also gave everyone high fives for speaking English.
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
Let's put a bunch of beers in a backpack and shotgun them in a Red Lobster bathroom
I doubt the gods of funday Sunday would exact such a high price... But it's good to know an afternoon with me is worth a left foot.
The wedding is over. Operation sleep with my step-sister has officially begun
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