Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
I'm gonna lurk in the mother fucking bushes and watch karma take him down like a gimpy gazelle.
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
Remember don't think of it as being an alcoholic until something bad happens.
Think of it as Mythbusters for people who say you're going to get arrested or die
Can't. Busy recovering from the worst pulled muscle of my life that I got either from excessively acrobatic boning or carrying a huge fucking ice luge down the street while wearing 4 inch heels
Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
I want to get a list going called "D list celebs I've kissed"
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
We were in bed, and he looked at me and asked if I'd be weirded out if he took his leg off. BEST.SEX.EVER.
do nipples grow back?
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