How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I'm fucking your sister right now.
You motherfucker
She's next.
Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
I'll have my TA grade the tests, she needs something to do anyway. Wanna race to the bar on segways?
He wanted to feed hamburgers to the homeless... as a first date... who the fuck is this kid
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
Considering adding a large amount of vodka to my tomato cup-a-soup at work. Save me.
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
They were scared I was going to get lost last night so they dressed me up as Waldo so someone would always find me.
Calm the fuck down fatty, you can add creme de menthe to a vanilla shake any time of the year
You grabbed the hot guy that was making out with his girlfriend all night, slurred "I need to borrow this" then shoved your hand down his pants. All because you thought your ex walked into the bar. It was majestic in its shitshowness.
I'm missing my left shoe, and there's a note on my foot (in my handwriting) that says "HAHA BITCH" Any explanation for this?
Remember that time you puked in the middle of wendy's?
Yeah, why?
The staff still remembers me for cleaning it up. Thanks for the free frosty and fries
Thanks for wearing matching bob ross shirts to the bar with me and referring to every guy as a happy little accident
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