She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
i robbed the continental breakfast last night
I ate a pepperoni off of someone's floor last night. We need to talk.
halloween is the only time that anne boleyn, the joker, a cowgirl, and a mexican man complete with sombrero and poncho can all hit the same blunt
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
Well, that was my first dog walk of shame. Nothing says "I've got my life together" like an inside out shirt and a baggie full of dog shit.
Well, I'm hung over and my penis hurts - two signs of success
The dog just shocked himself by peeing on Christmas lights, should I have saw that coming?
Can I borrow your google glasses to make a sex tape?
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
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