Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
She said she couldnt do it today but shed make it up to me next week
stick it in her butt and if she asks, say that thats what you thought she meant
Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
you just stared at your feet and said some shit about the molecules dancing and how you had just solved physics.
Her vagina turned into a vuvuzela. I didn't know it was a possible to have a wet nightmare.
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
I've had more sex in the two weeks since we broke up than I ever had in any two weeks we were together.
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
I apologize that you just fell victim to my random thought of how to make a blow job come to life via emojis.
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
You want further proof that God hates me? Okay. We're on the way to the ER. A homeless man stabbed me at the gas station.
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
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