I walked out of the bathroom and both of you girls were giving the gay guy head. I was like, "laaaterrr."
why weren't you at the audition last night?
booty call before role call
Remind me if I threw up on you last night or if that was just a dream.
if that's jizz on my steering wheel i'm gonna be pissed...and impressed.
Yes I have a handle on life. A handle of Svedka.
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
I just said "okay we have 20 minutes to get each other off, ready... Set... Go!" and he picked me up and threw me on the bed. I almost came just from that.
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
She found my old SD card with stuff I "didn't keep" or "didn't record us doing".... She's pissed but really horny. Did I just win at sex?
I woke up with broken tostitos all over my bed and a snap chat of myself flipping off the camera.
Pretty sure I got pink eye from the strip club. There is also still beer cans rattling around in my shower.
Quickly hiding the condom wrappers, ropes, and handcuffs right before the parents arrive to help with moving out? Priceless.
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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