question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
I want to get so wasted that I make middle aged irish men look like mormon girls
get home. someone threw up in the fishtank last night.
No subtext here. People are naked.
My alcohol tolerance is way too high for this paycheck.
I distinctly remember calling the anesthesiologist a "sneaky little bastard" directly to his face
You told me that they girl who was giving you a handjob under the table looked a little like your sister
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
Nothing ruins your day more than waking up to you dogs crotch in your face
Normally getting fucked up with the owner and suggesting he motorboat me wouldn’t help my chances of a promotion, but this is 2020 and he definitely enjoyed it
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