Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
i wish that high-me and normal-me were two different ppl so that high-me could thank normal-me for setting out a feast before smoking
I wish that high-you wouldn't text me stupid shit at 3:30 in the morning
Hey, could you leave the door unlocked? Keys seem hard right now.
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
the doctor brought back painful memories by lecturing me about your teeth marks that are still on my dick.
well, i woke up this morning to a note i left myself my dry erase board, "dear you: i had sex with someone awful."
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
Are you available to help carry me into the house Monday?
I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
Don't worry I'm alive. The apt is all locked up so I'm sleeping on the patio. The frozen pizza I got might be toast unless someone lets me in soon. If not its all good I'll be here snoring on the patio
I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
I had to steal sneakers from my man of the night. I dipped. But then realized I left my purse in his house. So I had to stash the shoes in some bushes and wait for him on the stoop. Then after he watches me leave, I run back and get the shoes cuz I didn't wanna be taking my hour long journey home through London at 3 pm in my six inch wedges and club dress
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
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