I really hope you get sexually violated by a pterodactyl tonight.
dude. late night with jimmy fallon isnt even funny. the people in the audience there to see him dont even think hes funny.
kinda like you and your friends.
He came in the heat vent in my car. Don't ask how it happened.
Did we use protection last night?
Um, no...keep in touch, okay?
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
I just had a Brazilian done for this guy. He's getting first-date sex whether he wants it or not.
you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
You just want me for my pizza coupons and my penis.
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