I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
Tomorrow, if I don't look at least 5% better than I do on a regular day to day basis, I want you to hit me and tell me that no one will ever love me if I continue to look like I just rolled out of a cocaine induced hibernation. I'm asking you for tough love.
No teenage boy ever gets scared away from sex unless she is slipping a wedding ring on your finger or is killing your cat. I promise.
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
I have to go buy generic plan b after work. I don't even leave for the new semester for another 11 days. I think I just leveled up in sluttiness
Totally thought something squeezed my boob. Then I remembered I was wearing a bra. Isn't weed great?
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
I only want to come over for sex and blueberry pancakes
My favorite part of you downing a fifth of fireball in my apartment by yourself is the shot glass in the sink. It's like you attempted moderation and were just like "Fuck this."
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