I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
We were laughing at the passed out guy who had gone to sleep under the car in the McDonald's lot until we realized it was you.
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
He looks like Ryan Reynolds from this angle
Since when is drunk an angle?
I wasn't sure how he was going to followup "so,i shot myself.." i guess "w a nail gun" is the best choice out of what I expected
It's like even though I'm not in college anymore my body still knows it's September and is putting itself into competitive binge drinking mode.
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
You kept me hostage in your driveway until you got your point across that alaska has warm weather
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
He ate a Doritos taco from my boobs. Does your boyfriend do that?
I just saw a guy in a hazmat suit riding a tractor.
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
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