You're so nebulous sometimes
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
woke up this morning with a fat chick but she went downstairs and made pancakes without saying a word.
alcohol. turning childhood friends into awkward hookups since the dawn of civilization.
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
I need to stop getting so drunk at bowling
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
You just kept mumbling about the carpet being covered in stains that looked like the face of God. Until you decided that they were closer in relation to Dumbledore.
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
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