Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
FYI..good luck when you get back from work.. mom and dad know about the boy you brought home last night
haha good one..how did you even know?
we all know. he obviously didn't leave when you might have told him to.. he came down when we were eating because he coud smell mom's cooking. the dude ate with us and offered to say grace. so yeah, good luck.
i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
You can't just leave with hair like that
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
There's a quesaritto in the oven. Neither of us have been to Taco Bell in 3 weeks.
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
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