There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
Just saw some airport workers running through the terminal with liquor bottles. That's my kind of emergency.
Lots of alcohol. 3rd graders fuck me now.
Auto correct or actual 3rd graders?
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
You said you couldn't look at me because you would have to take off your sunglasses but you can't because they're the "guides to your eyes".
I bought left over pizza from a guy on Craigslist.
eating chex mix on the couch when he walks in naked and asks how he looks. are you shitting me.
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
I still have to bake cookies and shave my legs so Mike can have MILF & cookies when he gets home.
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
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