He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
Hold on there are flying pancakes I can't handle this right now
Attention: due to the power outage we will not be playing drinking games and watching the royal wedding. Bring your own bottle and we'll just drink in silence.
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
THAT FUCKER WASTED TWO OF MY COLORED CONDOMS! HE DIDN'T EVEN FUCKING FINISH IN IT HE JUST SLAPPED IT ON AND WASTED IT!
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
Ryan friended me on LinkedIn and it took everything in my power not to endorse him for sexual dysfunction as a skill.
For our 1st date, he tried to schedule a rock climbing. I suggested, "how about we meet at my place and you can scale Mt. Vagina?"
Let's fuck under the stars. And by under the stars I mean in my bed underneath my glow in the dark star stickers.
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
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