Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
Realized I'm still to drunk to comprehend work emails. Marked them all as unread. Here's to responsible hang overs.
I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
My spanish isn't great but I'm pretty sure he was calling me a "little monkey" while I was blowing him
Please tell me this is my four loko that I just woke up in....
You said that my dog would "complete your puzzle" then you got naked and took it behind the bar
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
Dude. I'm busy doing PR for America. FOR AMERICA. Europeans think we can't handle liquor.
He just told me what he wants for his birthday. "a noise complaint" he also said he wants to be the cause of all the noise but he won't be the one making the noise.
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
My little brother found me on Instagram. If I'm not already the shame of my family, I'm about to be.
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
He was like "why do you look so cute today?" and I said "I showered" and he laughed. I wasn't making a joke
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