yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
I just woke up to find the whole kitchen sick had been converted into a gravity bong.
I want him to come over and snuggle with me but put a bag over his head. Is that rude?
It's not rude if you use a pillowcase that's softer.
I found this letter on my leg this morning "dear sober self- we are one body now. It's weird but get used to it because it already happened" who the fuck is lionman?
Showing up to Easter hungover, late, and covered in black an blues from pole dancing. Daughter of the year.
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
don't judge my taste in strippers
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
While I'm here in reality dreaming of catching chili cheese fries with my mouth out of t shirt guns like Jesus is real
I'm bleeding and have questions
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
Randomize