He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
i ran into my coworkers when i was walking home last night. i was shirtless. i think i gave my shirt to Walter. he's a cat.
im still drunk. birthday week begins.
Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
That number that I thought was that dude's number...was actually my district manager's number. Fuckkkk.
when I woke up, he was drunk and singing "soft kitty" and petting my face
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
I just woke and boke and made apple pancakes. I'm kicking Monday in the dick.
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
I have no idea what happened last night but I sobered up whilst showering with a mop.
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
also, i'm not sure if i'm proud to say this but our regional manager's hot fiance was grinding on me at the reception while he stood and watched.
i suppose that explains why he told me he plans on promoting you this Friday.
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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