Our friend ended up naked, bleeding, requesting we throw a couch at him cause he was convinced he could block it
We did he did.
When I say naked, I mean penis exposed. Not in boxers
bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
If a man's penis is referred to as "the family jewels" does that make a woman's vagina a jewelry box?
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
reason #14 for loving my boobs...just got out of a 40mph over the limit speeding ticket thru a work zone. i dont think the cop knew i even had a face
he wrote me a grocery list while i was passed out. every other item was gin. it went on for 4 pages.
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
she asked me where ive been her entire life and the guy in the room next to us yelled "with other women bitch!"
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
Would it be a good deed to leave a 32 pack of bud light next to a bum sleeping in the park?
Jumanji is 1000% better stoned while cooking breakfast.
I DONT HAVE A FUCKING JOB RIGHT NOW. DO YOU THINK I HAVE TIME TO WASTE GOING BACK AND FORTH WITH SOMEONE WHOS LYING, ABOUT LYING, AND JUST BEING A LIAR? HONESTLY, YES I DO HAVE TIME. BUT I HAVE A FUCKING LOT BETTER THINGS I COULD BE WASTING MY TIME DOING. LIKE ORGANIZING MY POKEMON CARD COLLECTION.
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
Did my dad just see you doing a walk of shame?
Yup I waved.
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
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