i friday night watching house. god, i need a life, friends, and a legitimate fake id.
just saw an advertisement for the rock in the tooth fairy...can you say rock bottom?
Recording ancient aliens and the third Reich. Stoned you will thank me later.
He passed out on the floor and you kept hitting him in the dick and screaming "hammer of justice".
i swear, you were born with a blunt in one hand and somebody else's wallet in the other.
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
My dick has a subreddit
He said he couldn't fuck me cause I kinda looked like my brother
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
Tonights mission: get trashed, smoke a bowl on top of the silo, get some dick. Not necessarily in that order.
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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