I just beer bonged a sparks. You better get your ass over here because no one is on my level yet
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
dude, boobs are like the porridge in goldylocks
two words: fractured penis. two more: emergency room.
he put a lighter in my cleavage and said "you're like another pocket!"
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
i walked in on you eating. you had the fridge wide open and you were rotating between steak and handfuls of captain crunch.
There are 27 signatures on my ass. What the hell happened last night?
Every time someone made a cup you congratulated them by letting them sign your ass.
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
She proposed we share a dildo. Hopefully she was joking.
Whore are you.
Is that a Yoda insult or are you asking me where I am?
Yes.
I don't know how to reply to him. 'I'm glad the ecstasy my friend tricked you into taking wore off'...? It just doesn't seem sincere
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
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