i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
her best friend is in town and she told me that they used to fool around when they were drunk and I'd have to "help keep that from happening"
you motherfucker
He slow fucked me. Doggy style. On a porch. You never slow fuck doggy style. Its a law. A LAW.
After a certain point, you just want to make it work. Prove to yourself that you're smarter than the vibrator.
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
Judge me all you want, but while you are stuck at home eating Ramen and tap water, I will be dining with some guy who, although might be the same age as my father, is filthy rich.
Then you better bring Starbucks and a box of condoms in the morning.
Oh shit. This is getting real.
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
Reasons why I'm always right: I am older, I am wiser, I have a larger penis
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
That awkward moment when the guy you were hitting on at the bar last night is a possible suspect in a murder case.
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