Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
Nice meating you last night
Not a typo
I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
Instead of having sex, we spent the entire night making pillow forts and have sword fights. I think I'm in love
He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
Im sweating champagne and woke up in nothing but a tuxedo jacket. What didnt go wrong last night?
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
Finals week game: One shot for every psychological trauma I've been through that I have to explain in detail. Man I hate my major sometimes.
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
I left the office with a vacuum, 2 condoms and 300 dollars cash money. Tell me I don't have the most versatile job on the planet.
I needed to pee, so I climbed out his window
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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