I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
you called her butter tits and then threw up in your cup. i dont know if theres any way to come back from that
Didn't get laid. But got a free pie from a waitress. A whole pie.
We're all in the kiddie pool on the porch. Fully clothed. Watching porn. With my manager.
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
So our 'date' consisted of getting drunk off champagne at four and photo-bombing the shit out of tourist's pictures all over the city. Thoughts?
I asked him why the bed was wet and got.."well there are two options... and its not you."
That moment when your whole family facetimed you just moments before you threw up all over the entire living room
He also ordered me a vibrator last week, so the flowers kind of balance it out
I'm so jealous of your sex life. You know it's awesome when thinking about the sex you had last night brings you tears of joy.
I'm tripping pretty hard right now but every time a Volvo drives by I feel like everything is gonna be alright
No, no... It was great. I feel like my liver took a vodka shower and washed it's hair with pabst
i think i just naturally attract stoners
Relationship goals: we both wore red underwear tonight. Except he won’t know because my bra been off but it’s the thought that counts I guess.
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